do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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while walking, i passed a front yard with the most amazing succulent garden id ever seen. seeing an old woman tending to them, i stopped to tell her how beautiful everything was, and that i too have an obsession with succulents. she wouldn’t send me home with anything less.